During midweek church service, Ms. Smith was teaching the five-year old class. She opened with, "Is there anyone we need to pray for this evening?"
Bobby raised his hand, "Ms. Smith, Johnnie broke his arm."
"What happened to him?"
"He was playing Superman and fell off the top bunk of his bed."
"Then we will pray for Johnnie."
"What for? He's gonna get better sooner or later anyhow."
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