Latest Jokes

The businessperson told a nervous client to think of the computer match up service simply as “dater-processing”

Standing before the judge during an alimony hearing, the man said, “As God is my judge, I do not owe that madwoman money!”
The judge calmly replied, “He isn’t. I am. You do.”

Returning home after a tour of the U.S., an aborigine told his tribes people about the strangest sight he had seen.

“It was called a courtroom,” she said. “And in it one man sat silent, another was talking constantly, and when it was over, twelve people ignored the one who was talking and condemned the man who hadn’t said a word!”

While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”

“Dear God! Did your try to stop him?”

“No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate number!”