Halloween Funnies V
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?-
Ghost-Toasties
Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.-
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?-
Count Duckula
What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?-
Swallow the leader
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Halloween Funnies V
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?-
Ghost-Toasties
Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.-
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?-
Count Duckula
What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?-
Swallow the leader
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin
Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps
Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin
Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps