Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream
What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas
Halloween Funnies II
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream
What's a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist
How can you tell when you're in bed with Count Dracula?-
He has a big D on his pajamas
Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.
Halloween Funnies
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of a light snack.
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.