"Teacher" was giving her class a little weekly talk on painting, illustrated by reproductions of famous pictures. "Sir Joshua Reynolds," she said, "was able to change a smiling face into a frowning one with a single stroke of the brush."
"Huh," little Johnny was heard to mutter, "my maw can do that, and she don't need no paint brush!"
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