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During a 50th anniversary wedding celebration, the father of the bride was asked to give a brief account of the benefits achieved from being married for so long.

He stood up, thought for a long moment, then said, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness, and...." he paused.

"And?" someone cried out from the back of the room.

"... and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
  • CJ Knight : I couldn't agree more ??

    • Imnotarobot : This joke makes no sense. Why would the father of the bride (if he's even still alive to be present at his daughter's 50th wedding anniversary) be giving this toast? It should be the husband of the bride giving the toast.