You know its going to be a bad day if:
You put your bra on backwards, and it fits better.
Your car horn goes off accidentally, and remains stuck while you’re following a group of Hell’s angels.
You see a ’60 minutes’ team waiting in your office
The boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
Your blind date turns out to be your wife.
Your twin forgot your birthday.
Your Income Tax check bounces.
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