A man was sleeping when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is breaking in!"
The man had gone through this almost every night for 20 years, and he knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. This time, however, there was a man with a gun who entered to rob the house.
As the thief was about to flee the man said, "You have to come with me and meet my wife."
Astounded, the thief said, "Why would you want me to meet your wife?"
The man replied, "Well, she's been expecting you for 20 years."
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