I went to the library the other day and found a book titled "How to Hug".
Wanting to learn the secrets of intimacy I quickly grabbed the book and headed to the checkout counter.
The librarian was polite but said I couldn't check out the book because it was the seventh volume of Encyclopedia Britannica.
MORE WAYS TO LAUGH
Peter S Swanson : Not worth a chuckle.
Dan the Man 009 : That’s the shortest volume of Encyclopedia Brittanica that I ever heard of. LOL. You got my vote! :-)