I ran away from the hospital, it was time to go. My friend asked me, "Why did you run away from the hospital, right before the surgery?"
"I was scared," I replied.
"The nurse kept saying, 'Don't worry, be courageous, it is only a small operation, nothing will happen, it will take hardly 30 minutes, and so on."
"The nurse was right, she was encouraging you, that's all," replied my friend.
"Nonsense!" I began, "She was not talking to me, she was talking to the doctor!"
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