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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 628
# of followers : 16
# of following: 17
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 580.00
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Those who aspire toward universal good may dream a hero’s death...

However, statistically speaking there’s a better chance they’ll choke and be taken out by a chicken nugget.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Grumpy Old Man to his wife: "Why didn't any of the books I donated sell at the church rummage sale?"

His wife: "I'm thinking it may have gone better if you hadn't torn out the pages you didn't like."

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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Why did a budget Airlines that only has late evening flights go out of business?

Word got out it was a fly by night outfit.

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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What does "The Devil is in the details" mean?

It means the government just passed the budget.

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