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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 628
# of followers : 16
# of following: 17
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 580.00
$15.00 won 1 votes

Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake?

Everyone said it was his fault.

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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Five year old Little Frankie got a new pair of shoes. His father said, "Frankie you can't get in the mud puddles with these new shoes."

Frankie's father watches as Frankie bounds out the front door, goes to the nearest large mud puddle and stomps in many times. Frankie runs back into the house with a grin from ear to ear proclaiming, "Oh yes, you can!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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Little Johnny's mother: "Johnny, your teacher mailed me a permission slip so she could offer you the part of a marionette in the school play and I signed it."

Little Johnny: "I know and she offered me the part but I turned it down. You never want to play a part that has that many strings attached."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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Why do gourmet cooks stock on on herbs and spices in the fall?

Because they're seasonal.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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