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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 366
# of followers : 15
# of following: 12
eligible jokes to win : 6
Location: United States
won: $ 267.00
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I asked my doctor why it scratched the skin on the back of my hand when the dog pawed it.

He told me when you get older your skin gets thinner.

Happy to know this... it explains a lot about my disposition too.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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I'm trying to eat healthy so I'm making some "whole grain" oatmeal cookies. I don't like raisins so I'm substituting them for M&M's.

I think their about the same thing, they both came from plants, right?!?!

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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A brown and white Snowshoe cat was walking down the street with a doberman walking along side.

I remarked that this was an odd sight to see.

My son said, "Not so much, if you had the money grumpy cat has, you'd have a bodyguard too."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Now that the new "professor watch" site is in operation, my college professors just stand there and don't know what to say.

Now I just read the books, but my GPA has climbed an entire point!

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CATEGORY College Jokes
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