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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 628
# of followers : 16
# of following: 17
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 580.00
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What does the duck say mommy?

Quack Quack.

What does the kitty say mommy?

Meow.

What does the donkey say?

You'll have to ask daddy when he gets back from golfing.

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Why was a new born puppy mad at his mother?

He felt that she gave him a licking for no reason.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Father to his daughter: “Your date's mother called and said you pepper sprayed her son. I just gave you that pepper spray, what happened?”

Daughter: “Well, we were having dinner and I was looking at the spray container and it said USE BY 6/25 and today is June 25th, I guess I panicked.”

Father: “That would be June 2025 dear.”

Daughter: “Oh.”

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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Little Johnny: “Having a farm is really hard work.”

Billy: “It’s an ant farm Johnny, all you have to do is supervise.”

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