Now that the new "professor watch" site is in operation, my college professors just stand there and don't know what to say.
Now I just read the books, but my GPA has climbed an entire point!
I was visiting the grandkids out of state and one asked if I liked riding "ON" the airplane.
It makes me wonder how little Bobby knew I didn't have the money to by a ticket and had to hang on the tail section during the trip?
My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit.
I wouldn't answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions.
Instructions read: "Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children."
If you're becoming forgetful, I have a tip for you.
Date the notes you write to yourself.
I just spent the entire morning looking for Easter eggs.