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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 460
# of followers : 16
# of following: 16
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 345.00
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Now that the new "professor watch" site is in operation, my college professors just stand there and don't know what to say.

Now I just read the books, but my GPA has climbed an entire point!

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CATEGORY College Jokes
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I was visiting the grandkids out of state and one asked if I liked riding "ON" the airplane.

It makes me wonder how little Bobby knew I didn't have the money to by a ticket and had to hang on the tail section during the trip?

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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My son and his wife stopped by Sunday unannounced to visit.

I wouldn't answer the door but I did hold up my new medicine container and pointed to the instructions.

Instructions read: "Take one tablet before bedtime and Keep away from children."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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If you're becoming forgetful, I have a tip for you.

Date the notes you write to yourself.

I just spent the entire morning looking for Easter eggs.

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
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