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Doing Pilates in a Meat Locker?
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I once swallowed a dictionary.
It gave me thesaurus throat I ever had.
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Grampa (attempting to fix a toy): "Vinnie, give me your free hand."
Vinnie: "I don't have free hands, Grampa."
Grampa: "Sure you do, Vinnie. Just give me your free hand."
Vinnie (exasperated): "I don't HAVE free hands, Grampa! I only have TWO!"
Yo' momma so dumb, that she thinks the word dumb is spelled D-U-M.
I approached her and said that there was a silent 'B' at the end of the word.
She said, “There is? Well be quiet then. We don’t want it to wake up and start stinging us!”
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