I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...
I don’t know 'y'.
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"
The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”
I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.
Took me ages to find it!
I’m gonna eat Henry.
I’m gonna eat Phil.
I’m gonna eat Debbie.
I’m gonna eat Jill.
I’m gonna eat Tommy.
And Sue, no surprise.
Is it weird that I like to name all my french fries?