How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let's go ride bikes!
A guy walks into a Wedding Reception.
He goes up to the Bartender and asks, "Is this the punch-line?"
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
It depends on how many it took under the previous government.
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
Because they can't even.