A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem.
He says,"Give me 2 shots..."
The bartender cuts him off saying,"You only get one shot."
A computer once beat me at chess...
But it was no match for me at kickboxing!
A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known...
And then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Why is Two Face one of the best villains?
Because he's not half bad!