D-Gellybean Profile

Image
 

D-Gellybean

User Details

Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1442
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2540.00
$6.00 won 6 votes
rating rating rating rating rating
 

Lou: A woman fell overboard from a ship. A shark came up, looked over her and swam away.

Bud: Why did the shark do that?

Lou: Because it was a man eating shark.

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
1 votes

Harold: Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge is not dangerous.

Morris: How can you say that?

Harold: It’s s fact. Jumping off is not dangerous—it’s the sudden stop at the end that is.

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
1 votes

Al: I got fired from my job as a bank guard.

Sam: What happened?

Al: A thief came into the bank. I drew the weapon and told him that if he took one more step, I’d let him have it.

Sam: What did he do then?

Al: He took one more step, so I let him have it. Who wanted that stupid old gun, anyway?

1 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 8 votes
 

Victim (after burglary): They stole everything from my house but the soap and towels.

Policeman: Why, those dirty crooks!

8 votes

CATEGORY Dumb Criminals
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |