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Karen Carpenter Fan

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2291
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3694.00
2 votes

Father: I finally won a battle in the never-ending war between parents and children.

Mother: That I’d like to see.

Father: Take a look.

Mother: Well, I’ll be darned! That’s our son out there, actually mowing the lawn! How in the world did you ever manage that?

Father: He wanted to borrow the car, and I told him I’d lost keys in the overgrown grass!

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What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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What do you call a Jedi in denial?

Obi-Wan Cannot Be

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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How many quarters does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings arcade game?

None... it only takes Tolkiens!

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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