A lion was stalking through the jungle one day when he came across a bull. The lion and the bull got into a tremendous battle, but in the end the lion killed the bull and ate him up. The lion was so pleased with himself that he threw back his head and roared and roared. The noise attracted a hunter who followed the sound until he found the lion. The hunter took aim and killed the lion with a single shot.

Moral: When you are full of bull, it’s wise to keep your mouth shut.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

What would you call a bad-tempered gorilla with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you want, he can't hear you.