D-Gellybean Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 443
# of followers : 13
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 5
Location: United States
won: $ 392.00
2 votes

John: Do you know how big the world's biggest nose was?

David: Eleven inches

John: That's not very long.

David: If it was any longer, it would be a foot.

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Life is like a Rubik's cube...

Easy to mess up, hard to solve.

3 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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Teacher: "Can anyone tell me where the toothbrush was invented?"

Little Johnny: "In Kentucky. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush."

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You know, when you're getting old, there are certain signs.

I walked past a cemetery, and two guys ran after me with shovels!

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