What's the difference between an old dime and a new nickel?
When author John Milton got married he wrote "Paradise Lost".
After the marriage ended.... he wrote "Paradise Found".
Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall?
Me: I'm sorry there are no Walls here.
Caller: Well, if there aren't any walls there, how does the roof stay up?
They say we learn from our mistakes.
That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.
Soon I'll be a genius!