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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 617
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 5
Location: United States
won: $ 1083.00
$25.00 won 7 votes

A ghost walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"

The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”

7 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$15.00 won 7 votes
 

I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.

Took me ages to find it!

7 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

I’m gonna eat Henry.
I’m gonna eat Phil.
I’m gonna eat Debbie.
I’m gonna eat Jill.
I’m gonna eat Tommy.
And Sue, no surprise.

Is it weird that I like to name all my french fries?

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 5 votes

Joe: Hey Jay. I noticed you have a gambling problem. You should go to Gamblers Anonymous meetings.

Jay: I do NOT have a gambling problem!

Joe: Yes, my friend. You do.

Jay: Wanna bet I don’t?

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |