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Karen Carpenter Fan

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2284
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 3687.00
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Why do husbands die before their wives?

Answer: They want to.

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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My sister gave birth in a state-of-the-art delivery room.

It was so high tech that the baby came out cordless!

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CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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Opera: where somebody gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, sings.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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I recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school.

I didn't want to go because I've put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.

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CATEGORY School Jokes
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