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Karen Carpenter Fan

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2284
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 3687.00
$12.00 won 3 votes

A bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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A classmate and I were walking past a poster in our school hallway.

It featured a photo of Einstein with the words “Even Einstein reads books.”

My friend was amazed: “I didn’t know Einstein’s first name was Even.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
1 votes

Starting a cover band called A Book…

…so no one can judge us.

1 votes

$8.00 won 2 votes

I’m writing a book in fifth person...

So every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody…”

2 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |