I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new client, I had her fill out a questionnaire.
One question asked, “Why did you choose this breed?”
My client responded, “I often ask myself this very same question.”
My brother was having a tough time losing weight.
Our sister thought he should cut back gradually, so one day she asked, “Mike would you like to split a doughnut with me?”
Mike answered, “Want to split two?”
I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life.
What they don’t tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning your juicer.
I’m not interested in any diet plan...
Unless of course it lets me use rollover calories!