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Karen Carpenter Fan

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2284
# of followers : 32
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eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 3687.00
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I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new client, I had her fill out a questionnaire.

One question asked, “Why did you choose this breed?”

My client responded, “I often ask myself this very same question.”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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My brother was having a tough time losing weight.

Our sister thought he should cut back gradually, so one day she asked, “Mike would you like to split a doughnut with me?”

Mike answered, “Want to split two?”

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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I just got a fruit juicer because they say juicing adds years to your life.

What they don’t tell you is the years you add juicing, you lose cleaning your juicer.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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I’m not interested in any diet plan...

Unless of course it lets me use rollover calories!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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