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Karen Carpenter Fan

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2287
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3687.00
$10.00 won 3 votes
 

I’m not interested in any diet plan...

Unless of course it lets me use rollover calories!

3 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$12.00 won 2 votes
 

I’m on a whiskey diet...

I’ve lost three days already.

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$6.00 won 2 votes

Stepping up to the counter at the fast-food restaurant, I asked for a baked potato with butter on the side.

With the gusto of someone newly employed, the teenager taking my order asked, “Which side?”

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

I’ve just reset my password to DelicateLuggageHandler...

I was told it had to be case-sensitive.

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |