D-Gellybean Profile



User Details

Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 457
# of followers : 13
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 432.00
4 votes

How do you compliment...

The Abominable Snowman?
Tell him he’s cool.

A secretary?
Tell her she’s really neat.

A boxer?
Tell him he’s a knock-out.

A surfer?
Tell her she’s swell.

A mail carrier?
Tell him he’s first class.

A demolition crew?
Tell them they did a bang-up job.

A witch?
Tell her she’s charming.

An astronaut?
Tell her she’s out of this world.

A right fielder?
Tell him he’s far-out.

Tell him he looks like a new man.

4 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$10.00 won 5 votes

What does one wildebeest say to another wildebeest say at the beginning of each year?

“Happy Gnu Year!”

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 8 votes


Who’s there?

Abraham Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln who?

Wait! You don’t know who Abraham Lincoln is?

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

Doc, Doc!

Who’s there?

A knock-knock joke with a cold.

4 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |