A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins.
It was a turtle disaster.
Teacher: "Here is an example of a tongue twister — Sally sells sixty six shells by the sandy seashore... Now try saying that five times in a row fast!"
Little Johnny: "That five times in a row fast!"
Yo Momma is so big...
When she steps on a digital scale it says: To be continued.
I wish everyone were like entrepreneurs...
They mind their own business.