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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 596
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 996.00
6 votes
Trainload Crash
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A truckload of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins.

It was a turtle disaster.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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$15.00 won 5 votes
Say What?
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Teacher: "Here is an example of a tongue twister — Sally sells sixty six shells by the sandy seashore... Now try saying that five times in a row fast!"

Little Johnny: "That five times in a row fast!"

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CATEGORY Little Johnny Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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Yo Momma So Big
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Yo Momma is so big...

When she steps on a digital scale it says: To be continued.

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CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
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Entrepreneurs
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I wish everyone were like entrepreneurs...

They mind their own business.

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
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