D-Gellybean Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 696.00
4 votes

Yo mamma so dumb...

...that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetic order

...she put paper on the television and called it pay-per-view

...she went to an orthodontist to get a Bluetooth

4 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

Guy tells his wife: For your birthday, how about a new car?

Wife: No.

Guy: How about a new boat?

Wife: No.

Guy: Well then, what do you want?

Wife: I want a divorce.

Guy: I wasn’t planning on spending that much money.

6 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
4 votes

Why should you never mention the number 288 in a polite conversation?

Because it’s too (two) gross!

4 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 5 votes

What if there was no such things as hypothetical questions?

5 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |