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mickey

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1390.00
$9.00 won 14 votes

Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army.

"My sergeants are wonderful", said one soldier.

"I wish I could say the same about mine," said the other.

"You could if you could lie as I do."

14 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "mickey" |
$12.00 won 15 votes
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Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80.

Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

15 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "mickey" |
$25.00 won 16 votes

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!

Nurse: What is it?

Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

16 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |
$25.00 won 17 votes
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Employee: "Sir, what is the secret of your success?"
Manager: "Two words."

Employee: "And, Sir, what are they?"
Manager: "Right decisions."

Employee: "And how do you make right decisions?"
Manager: "One word."

Employee: "And, What is that?"
Manager: "Experience."

Employee: "And how do you get Experience?"
Manager: "Two words."

Employee: "And, Sir, what are they?"
Manager: "Wrong decisions."

17 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |