mickey Profile



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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1390.00
$15.00 won 10 votes

Wife asks her husband to pass her a newspaper. He replies, "Newspaper? Are yo really that behind reality? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper? Here, take my iPad instead."

The wife takes the iPad and uses it to kill a cockroach. Her husband faints.

10 votes

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posted by "mickey" |
6 votes

Patient 1: "Why did you run away from the operation table?"

Patient 2: "The nurse was repeatedly saying 'don't get nervous', 'don't be afraid', 'be strong', 'this is a small operation only', things like that."

Patient 1: "So what was wrong in that? Why were you so afraid?"

Patient 2: "She was talking to the surgeon!"

6 votes

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$9.00 won 8 votes

What's the difference between a carpenter and an orthopaedic surgeon?

A carpenter knows more than one antibiotic!

8 votes

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posted by "mickey" |
$9.00 won 9 votes

Which member of the surgical team falls asleep during an operation?

The Anaesthetist of course.

9 votes

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posted by "mickey" |