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mickey

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Member Since : Mar, 2016
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1390.00
$10.00 won 12 votes

Patient: Doctor, whenever I get up after a sleep, I feel dizzy for half an hour, then I'm all right.'

Doctor: Then wait for half an hour before getting up.

12 votes

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Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "mickey" |
$25.00 won 28 votes
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A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them...
1.Bride relatives
2.groom relatives

He entered the groom door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men

He entered men door and found two doors again.
1.People with gifts
2.People without gifts

He entered the second door (people without gifts )... He found himself outside the hotel.

28 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "mickey" |
$50.00 won 17 votes

An elderly lady and an orthopedic surgeon were travelling in an elevator together. The doors started to shut as the lady was trying to get out of the doors. The surgeon kindly put his head in between the doors so the lady could get out.

"Thank you very much," said the lady, "but why did you use your head?"

"I used my head because I need my hands for work," said the surgeon, grinning proudly.

17 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "mickey" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

Doctor: Your Liver is enlarged.

Patient: Does that mean it has space for more whisky?

6 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "mickey" |