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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 590
# of followers : 7
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 8
Location: United States
won: $ 261.00
$5.00 won 4 votes
 

What is the cause of most computer problems?

It's the loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.

4 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

Little Johnny was celebrating his birthday soon. His father asked him what he would like for his birthday. Without hesitation Johnny said, "A spider." His father was somewhat incredulous, so he asked him again. "I really want a spider," responded Johnny.

Well, his father went to the pet store and asked the salesperson, "Do you sell spiders?"

"We sure do," was the response.

"How much do they cost?"

"$50.00," said the clerk.

Somewhat taken aback, Johnny's father said, "That's too expensive. I'm sure I can find something cheaper on the web."

5 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$8.00 won 4 votes
 

A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I get away with it?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left in the will said that the oldest boy was to get one-half, the second oldest one-third, and the youngest one-ninth. The three sons, recognizing the difficulty of dividing 17 mules into these fractions, began to argue.

Their uncle heard about the argument, hitched up his mule and drove out to settle the matter. He added his mule to the 17, making 18. The oldest therefore got one-half, or nine, the second oldest got one-third, or six, and the youngest son got one-ninth, or two. Adding up 9, 6 and 2 equals 17. The uncle, having settled the argument, hitched up his mule and drove home.

2 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |