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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1671
# of followers : 11
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1134.00
$9.00 won 2 votes

Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.

I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$15.00 won 2 votes

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American.

"Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them."

The American nodded, "It's the same in the USA, only we see stars too!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$10.00 won 1 votes

Taxes are a yearly subscription to the country you live in.

Childhood is the free trial.

1 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

A man was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper.

Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion. But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "I'm sorry. I can't seem to make out what I've written down."

Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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