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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 523
# of followers : 7
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 178.00
2 votes

A visitor to Israel attended a recital and concert at the Moscovitz Auditorium. He was quite impressed with the architecture and the acoustics. He inquired of the tour guide, "Is this magnificent auditorium named after Chaim Moscovitz, the famous Talmudic scholar?"

"No," replied the guide. "It is named after Sam Moscovitz, the writer."

"Never heard of him. What did he write?"

"A big check," replied the guide.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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What is the best way to save face?

To keep the lower part shut!

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Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf. The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?"

The first old guy said, "Yes, I had three riders today."

The second old guy said, "I had the most riders ever. I had five."

The third old guy said, "I had 7 riders, the same as last time."

The last old man said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today." '

After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I have been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what's a rider?"

The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get in the golf cart and ride to it."

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CATEGORY Golf Jokes
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If you hear no evil and see no evil...

Then call the TV repairman.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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