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A man was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper.
Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion. But after a particularly long pause, he explained, "I'm sorry. I can't seem to make out what I've written down."
Looking out into the audience, he asked, "Is there a pharmacist in the house?"
What do you call a human skull without a hundred billion neurons?
A no-brainer.
Management of a large computer services company gives the new field services manager his marching orders: Cut costs, cut costs, and on top of that, cut costs.
So when the field technician gets to a customer site to fix an old, large line printer, he knows there's going to be a problem.
"The printer was covered under our maintenance contract," the tech says. "A co-worker and I determined the problem was with a very expensive part."
He sends the diagnosis back to his new manager with a request for the expensive new part.
"That part is too expensive," says manager. "Go back and find something else wrong with the printer."
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