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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 450
# of followers : 7
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eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 147.00
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Nurse: "Doctor, doctor! The man you've just treated collapsed on the front step! What should I do?"

Doctor: "Turn him around, so it looks like he was just arriving!"

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"Don't give up on your dreams."

"Really? You mean it?"

"Yeah, just keep sleeping."

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Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

- The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
- The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
- The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
- The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:

- The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
- The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
- Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
- Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

Just then a little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "I get it! As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

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