wadejagz Profile

Image
 

wadejagz

User Details

Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 388
# of followers : 7
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 108.00
0 votes

A 106-year-old cowboy in Texas recently passed away. He was asked on his last birthday earlier this year his secret to longevity.

He told them that for the past 50 years he had sprinkled a little gunpowder on his cereal each morning.

He left behind 8 children, 21 grandchildren, 32 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the crematorium.

0 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
0 votes

Did you hear about the yogic guru who had a terrible toothache?

He wouldn't let the dentist give him any painkillers.

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

0 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress.

In the clothing store she asked, "May I try on that dress in the window, please?"

"Certainly not, madam,'" responded the salesgirl. "You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else."

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

A three year old and her mother were watching Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for the first time.

The wicked queen appeared, disguised as an old lady selling apples, and this little child was spellbound. Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned apple and fell to the ground unconscious.

As the apple rolled away, the girl spoke up, "See, Mom, she doesn't like the skin either."

2 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |