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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 388
# of followers : 7
# of following: 3
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 108.00
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The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?"

The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, no, I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you are going to have to fend for yourselves."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, "I don't really like to dress like this."

"Then why do you?" asked the friend.

"It keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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A college student could not take his seminar final exam because of a funeral.

"No problem," the teacher told him. "Make it up the following week." That week came, and again he couldn't take the test due to another funeral.

"You'll have to take the test early next week," the professor insisted. "I can't keep postponing it."

"I'll take the test next week if no one dies," the undergrad replied.

By now I the instructor was suspicious. "How can you have so many people you know pass away in three weeks?"

"I don't know any of these people," the student exclaimed. "But I'm the only gravedigger in town."

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CATEGORY College Jokes
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Sign on the door of a church nursery quotes Paul in 1 Corinthians 15:51:

"Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed."

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