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wadejagz

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1671
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Location: United States
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There where once two brothers called William and Wayne. Will was 12 years old and his little brother was 3. The neighbors noticed they always went around together, if William went down to the ballpark, his little brother would toddle along behind him, even if the game was a bit rough; and when Wayne went to play group, his elder brother would come too, and sit there with all the toddlers.

One neighbor thought this was really strange, so one day he leaned over the fence and asked the kid's mother why they were so inseparable even though they had nothing in common.

Well, the mother replied, didn't you know: where there's a Will... there's a Wayne.

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Just saw where the CEO of IKEA was elected President of Sweden.

It’s the first time a president ever needed an Allen wrench to assemble his cabinet.

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There are no canaries in the Canary Islands.

And in the Virgin Islands...

Well, there are no canaries there either.

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A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old son about his future. The youngster said he'd like to attend Cornell, as his parents and other members of the family had.

Pleased with his response, they pressed on. "What would you like to take when you attend college?" they asked the little boy.

After giving it some thought and glancing around the kitchen, he replied, "The refrigerator, if you can get along without it."

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