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Quantum321

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 40
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 29.00
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A customer to the bartender, as he tries to convince him that he is not drunk... "I feel more like I do now than I did when I came in here!"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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A man driving by an insane asylum got a flat in his front right tire. He took off his tire and put the lug nuts in the wheel cover. As he rose he accidentally kicked the wheel cover and all the lug nuts went into a deep ditch. Looking in disgust he noticed an inmate at the asylum watching him through a chain link fence.

The man shouted out, "Why don't you take a lug nut from the other three wheels and use them to replace the lug nuts you lost?"

The driver said, "That's a great idea!"

The man replied, " Well I may be crazy, but I am not stupid."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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