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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 761
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 3073.00
$12.00 won 8 votes

Little Johnny was awaiting the arrival of his piano teacher when his mother inquired, "Little Johnny, did you wash your hands?"

Little Johnny replied, "Yes."

Mother: "And your face?"

Little Johnny: "Yes mother."

Mother: "And did you wash behind your ears?"

Little Johnny: "On her side, I did."

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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"Now, you got to keep away from this guy," the trainer whispered to his fighter. "Jab him and get away or he'll use his right. Don't let him get set up to use his right."

"I understand," said the fighter. "I'll do just like you say. Suppose he does get his right going and hits me clean. What do I do?"

"Nothing," replied the trainer. "Just relax and the referee and I will carry you to your corner."

8 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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Young Maiden: "Yes, I've been asked many times to get married."

Friend: "Really, who's asked you?"

Young Maiden: "My mother and father."

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Teacher: "Class does anyone know what is a comet?"

Little Johnny: "A what?"

Teacher: "A comet. You know what a comet is?"

Little Johnny: "No."

Teacher: "Don't you know what they call a star with a tail?"

Little Johnny: "Oh sure. Mickey Mouse. "



8 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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