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barber7796

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Member Since : Jun, 2016
# of jokes posted : 769
# of followers : 31
# of following: 9
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3073.00
$25.00 won 8 votes

Little Johnny was being shown the shape of the earth on a globe atlas by his mother. After pointing to all countries with unusual shapes, she asks: "Now Johnny, what shape is the world?"

Johnny, looking very wise and happy, said: "Daddy says it's in terrible shape."

8 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$50.00 won 10 votes

The real estate agent is following up with an elderly gentlemen after showing him a new home. Over the phone the agent indicated, "This house will be worth double what you paid for it in a few years."

The older gentleman laughs, "At my age, it's a risk buying green bananas."

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$12.00 won 10 votes

A man stops by his local florist shop to buy flowers for his new girlfriend. He asks the proprietor, "You know the expression, 'You should say it with flowers'?"

"How about three dozen of my finest roses?" the florist asks.

"Make it a half dozen roses," the man answers. "I'm a man of few words."

10 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$7.00 won 6 votes

Principal: "Johnny, no running in school. Now, just why are you in such a hurry?"

Little Johnny (out of breath): "Sir, I'm trying to keep two fellows from fighting!"

Principal: "Who are those fellows?"

Little Johnny: "Billy Jones and myself!"

6 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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