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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 67
# of followers : 2
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eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1247.00
2 votes

A husband-and-wife photography team we know shoot their pictures together, do their developing and printing together—in fact, they’re together 24 hours of the day. We wondered how they managed to keep up such good working relations.

"Well, frankly," the wife said, "it wouldn’t work out if one of us didn’t have a good disposition."

"Which one?" we asked.

"Oh," she laughed, "we take turns."

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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$15.00 won 5 votes

When my friend got a job, her husband agreed to share the housework. He was stunned by the amount of effort involved in keeping a house clean with small boys to pick up after, and insisted that he and his wife shop for a new vacuum cleaner.

The salesman gave them a demonstration of the latest model. “It comes equipped with all the newest features,” he assured them.

The husband was not convinced. “Don’t you have a riding one?” he asked.

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$25.00 won 4 votes

My sister decided to go on a diet, and that first evening she phoned me. I could tell her mouth was full, so I asked her what she was eating.

“A cupcake,” she mumbled. “I just got on the scale, and it read 149 1/2 pounds. I decided that was no place to start a diet, so I’m rounding it off to 150.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$25.00 won 4 votes

Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”

Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”

Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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