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stee

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Member Since : Sep, 2016
# of jokes posted : 67
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1247.00
$25.00 won 4 votes
 

An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt.

“What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks.

"Here, boy,” he replies.

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$15.00 won 6 votes

My sister explained to my nephew how his voice would eventually change as he grew up.

Tyler was exuberant at the prospect.

"Cool!" he said. "I hope I get a German accent."

6 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "stee" |
$50.00 won 4 votes

While at the dinosaur exhibit in Disney’s Animal Kingdom park, I overheard a confused woman complaining to her friend.

She said, "How could they possibly know the names of all those dinosaurs if they died 75 million years ago? And another thing, how do we even know they were called dinosaurs?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "stee" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

It seemed that all our appliances had broken in the same week, and repairs were straining our budget. So when I picked up the kids from school and our Jeep started making rattling sounds, I decided that rather than burden my husband, I’d deal with it.

When we got home, the kids rushed right into the house with the news. "Daddy, the Jeep was breaking down, but Mom made the noise stop!"

Impressed, my husband asked, "How did you fix it?"

"I turned up the volume on the radio," I confessed.

4 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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