What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
"Mom says that drinking a buffalo's milk makes us smarter."
"She's lying. If it did make one smarter, then the buffalo's calves would be scientists."
Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!"
Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"
Waiter: "Sir, shall I cut the pizza into four or eight pieces?"
Customer: "Please cut it into only four. I won't be able to eat eight pieces."