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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 125
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1689.00
$50.00 won 7 votes

"Mom says that drinking a buffalo's milk makes us smarter."

"She's lying. If it did make one smarter, then the buffalo's calves would be scientists."

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 6 votes
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Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!"

Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"

6 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

Waiter: "Sir, shall I cut the pizza into four or eight pieces?"

Customer: "Please cut it into only four. I won't be able to eat eight pieces."

9 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

Jake: "I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated."

Lily: "So what do you do?"

Jake: "I close my eyes."

2 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |