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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 158
# of followers : 8
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1722.00
$50.00 won 9 votes

Waiter: "Sir, shall I cut the pizza into four or eight pieces?"

Customer: "Please cut it into only four. I won't be able to eat eight pieces."

9 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

Jake: "I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated."

Lily: "So what do you do?"

Jake: "I close my eyes."

2 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 15 votes

"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"

"I don't know, what?"

"Cool music!"

15 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 11 votes

Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"

Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

11 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |