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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 47
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 952.00
$8.00 won 12 votes

The teacher was describing the dolphin and its habits.

"And, children, "she said impressively, "a single dolphin will have two thousand offspring."

"Goodness!" gasped a little girl in the back row. "And how about married ones?"

12 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

Mr. Sharma: ”When I die, love, I want to be cremated.”

Mrs. Sharma: ”That is a good idea, dear. The gold in your teeth ought to pay all the expenses.”

10 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: What do you all aspire to become?

Student 1: A Doctor!

Student 2: An Engineer!

Student 3: A Lawyer!

Student 4: I just want to watch and see whether they'll become what they say they'll become."

6 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$8.00 won 10 votes

"If you put your hand in your right pocket and found 25 rupees, and put your hand in the left pocket and found 50 rupees, what would you do?"

"I would immediately rush to my tailor and ask him to stitch more pockets on my trousers!"

10 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |