Pig 1: Why don't we ask him to sit with us?
Pig 2: No way, he is quite the Boar!
Where did the kangaroo go to get its eyesight checked?
To a hop-tician!
Teacher: "What do you get when a waiter trips?"
Student: "Flying Saucers!"
Husband: Today is our wedding anniversary, where do you want me to take you?
Wife: Take me some place I have never seen before!
Husband: Then I shall take you to the kitchen!