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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 80
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1403.00
$50.00 won 7 votes

Drunkard #1: I will become the chief prime minister tomorrow!

Drunkard #2: That's impossible... I haven't resigned yet.

7 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: What's 5 plus 3?

Student: Um... I don't know?

Teacher: You silly boy, it is 8.

Student: Wait... yesterday you said that 4 and 4 was 8?!?!

6 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

Film Producer: I am going to make a movie. Can you suggest a 'heart-touching' title?

Scriptwriter: I got it... Stethoscope!

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$8.00 won 12 votes

The teacher was describing the dolphin and its habits.

"And, children, "she said impressively, "a single dolphin will have two thousand offspring."

"Goodness!" gasped a little girl in the back row. "And how about married ones?"

12 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |