Why do clowns hold books they read very close to their faces?
So their noses are well red!
"When is it bad luck to see a black cat?"
"When you're a mouse???"
Son: "Mom, do I look like God?"
Mom: "No, honey. Why?"
Son: "Because everywhere I go, people say, 'Oh God, he is back!'"
What do you call a person wearing ear plugs?
Anything you want. They can't hear you.