What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
Where do fish go on vacation?
Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a short-cut!
Friend 1: "Hey, how did you hurt your head?"
Friend 2: "Have you seen that electric pole which is exactly next to the school gate?"
Friend 1: "Yes."
Friend 2: "Yeah well, I didn't see it."