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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 146
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1697.00
$25.00 won 8 votes
 

Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"

Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."

[The patient then decided to lie.]

Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."

Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."

8 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

Teacher: "Class, we'll have only half a day of school today morning."

Students: "Yaaayyy!"

Teacher: "We'll have the other half this afternoon."

5 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 6 votes
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What is a forum?

It's two-um plus two-um.

6 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 8 votes
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John: Do you know how we can make varnish disappear?

Joseph: No. How can we make it disappear?

John: Just remove the letter "r" and it will vanish!

8 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |