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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 47
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 952.00
$10.00 won 21 votes

Mamma Bird: "Are you feeling alright? What's wrong?"

Baby Bird: "I shouldn't have eaten that caterpillar sandwich before the interview. Now I have butterflies in my stomach."

21 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$15.00 won 19 votes

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Panhandler: "Please sir, can you give me $10?"

Man: "Sorry, don't have any change. All I have is a $50 bill."

Panhandler: "No problem sir, if you donate $50 today, you can take advantage of the 10% cash back offer!"

19 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 26 votes

Policeman: "Why are you driving without a light?"

Scooterist: "There is light everywhere."

Policeman: "Then shall I remove the air from your tires?"

Scooterist: "Why would you do that?"

Policeman: "Because there is air everywhere..."

26 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$8.00 won 19 votes

"I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away."

"Really, like what things?"

"Well, the moon and the stars."

19 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |