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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 83
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1468.00
$25.00 won 9 votes

Son: "Mom, do I look like God?"

Mom: "No, honey. Why?"

Son: "Because everywhere I go, people say, 'Oh God, he is back!'"

9 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 8 votes

What do you call a person wearing ear plugs?

Anything you want. They can't hear you.

8 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 20 votes

"What would you like for your birthday?"

"Nothing would make me happier than a guitar!"

"Great, I'll get you nothing then."

20 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$12.00 won 17 votes

What do cows listen to on their headphones?

Moo-sic!

17 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |