"Why is your book so old?"
"What do you expect, it's my history book!"
Why shouldn't you tell jokes to an egg?
Because it may crack up!
"Stop making a big deal out of it, it's not a big deal."
"Sometimes the smallest things hurt the most."
"Well, you can sit comfortably on a mountain, but you can't on a needle!"
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?