Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!"
Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"
Waiter: "Sir, shall I cut the pizza into four or eight pieces?"
Customer: "Please cut it into only four. I won't be able to eat eight pieces."
Jake: "I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortable seated."
Lily: "So what do you do?"
Jake: "I close my eyes."
"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"
"I don't know, what?"