Kyoto Profile



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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 125
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1173.00
$50.00 won 4 votes

Husband: "I wish to be the Prime Minister of the nation one day."

Wife: "But you already are the PM of a nation."

Husband: "Really, which nation?"

Wife: "The Imagi-nation."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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posted by "Kyoto" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

After his mother yelled at little Johnny, he retaliated, "Don't shout at me! I am not dad!"

5 votes

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posted by "Kyoto" |
$50.00 won 2 votes
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we have had for years!

Customer: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long!

2 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Kyoto" |
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

"You only spook when you are spooken to!"

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posted by "Kyoto" |