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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 77
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 967.00
$15.00 won 15 votes

What did the magician say when he made the rabbit disappear?

Hare today, gone tomorrow!

15 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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$15.00 won 15 votes

Teacher: "You are the only one in the entire class who makes so many mistakes in the homework assignment."

Student: "That is not true, I am not the only one. My parents are involved in this as well!"

15 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
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$15.00 won 14 votes

I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.

I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"

Six couples got up and quickly left.

14 votes

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$15.00 won 12 votes
 

"The letter 'W' is the most dangerous alphabet in the world. Because all worries start with 'W'.... Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, and Wealth."

"You're forgetting one."

"Really? Which one?"

"Wife!"

12 votes

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