After his mother yelled at little Johnny, he retaliated, "Don't shout at me! I am not dad!"
Waiter: These are the best eggs we have had for years!
Customer: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long!
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
"You only spook when you are spooken to!"
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force!