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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 48
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 772.00
$15.00 won 20 votes

A teacher asked her class to write on "What's the bravest thing your dad has done?"

A student wrote... "My dad married my mom."

20 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$25.00 won 21 votes

Secretary: "Congratulations for being elected as the new chairperson for our party!"

Party Chairman: "Thank you! But what is this noise on the streets?"

Secretary: "Sir, party members are celebrating on you becoming the new party chairman."

Chairman: "Please ask them to stop. I don't want any kind of show off from our party men."

Secretary: "Sir, they are not from our party. They belong to the opposition."

21 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 24 votes

Son: "Mom, do fairies fly?"

Mom: "Yes honey, they do. Why do you ask?"

Kid: "This morning dad told the maid that she looks like Tinkerbell, the fairy. Does that mean she will fly too?"

Mom: "Oh yes, she will fly right out of this house!"

24 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$8.00 won 19 votes

An old man walked into a car showroom and found the car he wanted to buy. He requested that the salesman not sell the particular model till the next day, since he wanted to buy it on his birthday.

The salesman gave his word. The next day the old man visited the showroom only to find the car being sold to a young lady. The young lady looked really gorgeous. The old man asked the salesman, "I told you to keep this car on hold. Not only didn't you keep your word, you also sold it at a discounted rate."

The salesman replied, "She insisted to buy only this car, and with a discount. Look how beautiful she is? How could I say no to her?"

The young lady walked up to the old man, gave the car keys to him and said, "Didn't I tell you they'd give me a discount? Happy birthday Dad!"

19 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Shenghen" |