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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 48
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 772.00
$15.00 won 9 votes

A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.

Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it."

Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?"

9 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$7.00 won 9 votes

Wife’s diary: We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping all day with my friends. Later he was acting weird. I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. He was silent at the restaurant too and didn’t eat much. While going to bed, he was looking serious. I quietly lied down. I felt that his thoughts were somewhere else. I had lost him. What to do now?

Husband’s diary: My car didn’t start this morning. Wondering what could have happened to it. Had nice dinner with the wife.

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 26 votes

Tom to his mom: "Mom, please tell me a story?"

Mom: "Sorry, honey, I don't have any new stories to tell. But you should ask your dad why he was late coming home today. He will then tell you some amazing stories."

26 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 26 votes

Wife: "Last night I had a dream that you bought me a pearl necklace."

Husband: "Wow, that's great! Tonight when you go to sleep, you can put it on."

26 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |