What do cows wear when they are vacationing in Hawaii?
Why is the letter 'B' very cold?
Because its between AC.
Teacher: "What's the difference between 'He cleans the plate' and 'The plate is cleaned by him'?"
Student: "In first sentence he is not married, but in second sentence he is married!"
If more than one mouse is mice...
Does that mean more than one spouse is spice?