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Member Since : Feb, 2017
# of jokes posted : 52
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 1014.00
$50.00 won 24 votes

A man was standing in a line at a bank to withdraw cash. After an hour his turn came and he gave his bank details to the cashier. The cashier said, "I am sorry, sir. There's no cash."

Fuming with anger, the man rushed to the manager's room and yelled at him. "You are a big bank and you don't have cash? Close my account!" he demanded.

The manager pacified the man and rushed to the cashier. Minutes later he returned and the man asked, "Did you bring my cash or you are still running out of it?"

The manager replied, "Sir, we have enough cash. Unfortunately, your account does not."

24 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 19 votes

Teacher: "Define energy."

Johnny: "I don’t remember the complete definition but I remember the last few words."

Teacher: "Ok, say the last few words then."

Johnny: "... and this is called energy."

19 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |
$25.00 won 14 votes

A wife started doing her make up as soon as she woke up.

Her husband asked the reason.

She replied, "I have locked my phone with facial recognition. And it's not recognizing me without makeup."

14 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "RS" |
$50.00 won 21 votes

John wished his classmate Julia, "All the best on your exams."

Julia replied, "Thank you and all the best to you too!"

Later Julia passed and John failed.

John came to the only possible and logical conclusion he could... "That only boys wish with a true heart."

21 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "RS" |