How is a cat like a coin?
It has a head on one side and a tail on the other!
Why is the nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter!
What is at the end of everything?
The letter 'G'.
Mother: "Son, finish your breakfast. It's not good to leave things undone or unfinished."
Son: "Then I will go back to sleep."
Son: "Because I want to finish my sleep."