Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.
Roshan: How did you hurt your head?
Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!
What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
Where is the place pencils like to go for a vacation?
Pencil - Vania!
Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son: Well, it’s a sponge cake, isn’t it?