Benjones Profile



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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 631
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1832.00
$15.00 won 11 votes

A trusted aid was counseling the senator, "Some of your constituents are beginning to disagree with you."

The senator replied, "Keep tabs on them. When enough disagree with me to constitute a reliable majority, I'll turn around and agree with them."

11 votes

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Little Johnny's homework assignment was about The War of 1776.

As Johnny was doing his homework he asked his father, "Who was it that said 'we haven't started to fight yet'?"

"A bride and groom, still on their honeymoon I guess," growled his dad.

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During the recent winter Olympus the leading downhill skier. was told he had a temperature.

"How high is it doctor?" he wanted to know.

"A hundred and one..."

"What's the world record?"

11 votes

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Little Johnny ran into the room sobbing as through his heart would break.

"Whats the problem Johnny?" asked his mother.

"Oh, daddy was hanging a picture and he dropped it on his toe," replied Johnny.

"Why, that's nothing to cry about. You should be laughing at that," said his mother.

"I did," Johnny replied.

11 votes

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